10 Things I hate about you.

       I hate the way you talk to me, 

      and the way you cut your hair.

      I hate the way you drive my car, 

          I hate it when you stare. 

   I hate your big dumb combat boots 

       and the way you read my mind. 

 I  hate you so much it makes me sick,

            it even makes me rhyme. 

     I hate the way you're always right, 

           I hate it when you lie. 

   I hate it when you make me laugh,

   even worse when you make me cry. 

      I hate it when you're not around, 

      and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, 

                 not even close

                not even a little bit 

                  not even at all.